mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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sothickwidit:

The struggle is so real

sothickwidit:

The struggle is so real

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moirails:

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

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When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.

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shameful-bronze:

my snapchats

shameful-bronze:

my snapchats

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